7.09.2009

A Story

Plain Jane goes to a bar with her friends. Plain Jane has a drink or two which has turned her into talkative Jane and so she stands at the bar and chats up a storm with her completely un-plain friends, Pretty Patty, Hottie Harriet, Smokin Sandy...[you get the picture].

Plain Jane feels a tap on her shoulder and turns around to find herself staring at Cute Guy.
Cute Guy smiles.

CG: Hi, I'm __________.
PJ (more than a little confused- guys don't normally talk to her when she's surrounded by her gorgeous friends): Hi, I'm Plain Jane.
CG: I know you don't know me. But I always see you in class and I had to come over here and tell you that I think you're awesome.
PJ (Bullshit meter going off, but still smiling): Are you sure someone didn't bet you to come over here and say that to me?

PJ scans vicinity for a group of CGs who might be watching the situation unfold and trying to stifle their laughter. Surprisingly, there are none.

CG (smiles): No, it's not like that. I'm being serious. Like I always look at you and you're so chill and mellow. There need to be more people like you here.
PJ (even MORE confused, still smiling): Well thank you...I think that might have made my night.
CG: Anyway, I'm sorry to bother you but I just wanted to tell you that.

CG walks away, leaving PJ dumbfounded. Did that just really happen?

Answer: Yes

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7 comments:

Unknown said...

Where's Greta?

Simrun said...

I don't think PJ is as P as she thinks she is : ).

Jacqueline said...

i agree with simrun...

Tony said...

dear plain jane. next time that happens-DON'T JUST LET HIM WALK AWAY!!!

nme4u said...

I think PJ doesnt give herself enough credit.
Also, I think PJ needs to point out CG in class.

Ann said...

I think PJ is my hero.

andrea said...

tony is right. i totally back him up. DONT LET HIM WALK AWAY!!!